ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
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We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
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Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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