It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
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just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
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They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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