haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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