Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
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I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
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My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize