so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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