By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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