oh fat girl friday strikes again...
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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