How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
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