Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
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