can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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