just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
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Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
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I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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