:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Randomize
