Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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