we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Randomize
