After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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