we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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