On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
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Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
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We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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