i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
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he was CRYING into my vagina
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
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Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
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