kristin has been a bad kristin
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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