apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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