i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
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i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
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How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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