RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
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