you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
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I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
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Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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