fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
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Focus
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
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Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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