I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
I don't think brook has ever known best
It was confusing and full of hummus
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all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
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I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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