his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
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i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
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come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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