Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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