she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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