hell yes lets make some ravioli
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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