Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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