So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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