I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
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Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
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If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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