the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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