But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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