using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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