so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
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he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
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I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?