Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
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He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
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Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo