i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
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You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
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Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye