C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
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nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
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He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down