was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
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He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
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He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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