He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
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