no you cant smoke seaweed
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
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When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
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Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
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Have fun and good luck.
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