somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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