"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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