I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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