I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
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I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
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Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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