Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
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because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
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Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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