I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
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