he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
How's work?
Spinning.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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