dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
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She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
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Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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