You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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