So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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