Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
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I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
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When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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