I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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