He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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