They should really pass out barf bags in church
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
dude. I can hear the air.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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