I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Oh god it's open bar.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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